Remember the hilarious South Park episode which focused on Tom Cruise hiding in the closet? Despite

Remember the hilarious South Park episode which focused on Tom Cruise hiding in the closet? Despite the encouragement of his fellow Scientologist John Travolta as well as his ex-wife Nicole Kidman to come out of the closet, Tom adamantly refused to do so. In fact, if we remember correctly, he decided to stay hidden in the closet until the second coming of Xenu.
Everyone assumed that the show was about Tom s homosexuality but the Mens Shoe Style blog asserts that the only thing the Hollywood cheap first class airline tickets actor is hiding in the closet is his elevator shoes because, you know, Tom is actually 5 7 tall pretending to be 6 1. That s why he doesn t want other people to be peeking at his closet cheap first class airline tickets lest they see the Hollywood star s elevator cheap first class airline tickets shoes which, according to rumors started by us, is specially designed by Christian cheap first class airline tickets Loubotin.
How tall is Tom Cruise? We speculated that he s 5 7 but that s a figure we picked out of a really thin air. There is no doubt however that he wears elevator shoes as we also speculated. He is shorter than his wife which is evident in this picture.Okay, okay, we re not really sure if this pic is natural or whether it is altered by someone who wants to make Tom shorter than his wife? Does Katie Holmes really tower over her husband as this picture cheap first class airline tickets suggests? What do you think?
Why does Tom Cruise look so alieny ? Seriously, it is! Although, to be fair, this was taken in South Korea (or is it Japan?) where Tom Cruise is technically an alien.Question for you Famewatchers: If the size of a man s hands is directly proportional to the size of his dick, does this mean that Tom is gifted down there? Unfortunately only Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes and some massage boys (joke!) knows the answer to that question.
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