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No better place than broadstairs for a gentlemans club, ECR is always telling us that broadstairs is populated by the ruling classes. It will be difficult for TDC to turn down an application under the licencing laws.
is anyone aware of the arrangements being made for the arrival of 12500 Sierra Leone s arriving on Saturday for a day out on margate sands its been on sky tv and london alaskan airlines tickets radio stations. Are the parking spaces available for 250 coaches and what about toilet facilities portaloos ect ? its supossed to be the biggest gathering of Africans in Europe
I thought they were there last week while Gay Pride was on? Definitely a large group of Africans but not sure from which country. They were there same weekend last year too and were playing alaskan airlines tickets their own great music on the beach. Last weekend alaskan airlines tickets lot of Indians and also a large group of Muslim visitors probably from London but we still have nothing much to offer them when they get here.
Anon 8:00, the Africans that weekend were actually West Indians. They came down to The Winter Gardens for an annual event there, really lovely people (I had a West Indian - Antiguan - stepdad, so I grew up with that culture for many years).
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