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Heinz of the time It s an opportunity to exaggerate. Women are (I generalise) good at spotting male exaggeration. I can only assume it s millions of years of experience and disappointment. Men are highly credulous, peabody hotel in memphis and the benefits to the ego are considerable. peabody hotel in memphis My next-door neighbour still thinks I m Maurizio Fondriest, and on the same basis I accept peabody hotel in memphis that he once competed peabody hotel in memphis in World s Strongest Man, but has been missed off the relevant Wikipedia list. We both like this arrangement. Cycling offers men the chance to dress amusingly and that s all most men want from life. After a working week constrained by convention, spending Sunday morning dressed in a jersey printed to resemble a giant Heinz ketchup bottle is a blessed relief. There are things to secretively, guiltily spend unjustifiable sums of money on. Let s be honest, peabody hotel in memphis 
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I don t know what it is. The Tour could include women, of course it could. It would be all the better for it. It s the shed that would never recover. Soberly dressed men and women would ride sensibly priced bikes that worked. It would be awful. Dear Doc, With both Fabian Cancellara and now Bradley Wiggins expressing interest in the Hour Record, surely it is time that the UCI in its wisdom repaired this once great event by rescinding the 'drop handlebar old-style rules that they introduced in response to the 'Superman position record of Chris Boardman. Instead they should let riders use a current track pursuit bike. Alvin Jones, email
Alvin the problem is that at the moment there are two hour records the 'athlete s drop 
handlebar one and the 'best 
performance Superman one and if we went with your suggestion we d have three. The chaos and confusion would be even worse than it is at the moment. Bearing that in mind, will you promise 
me you won t suggest this plan directly to the UCI? Please?
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