2. Turn round and go home again immediately. You've taken an overnight flight and crossed at least 5

2. Turn round and go home again immediately. You've taken an overnight flight and crossed at least 5 timezones. Even if you want to risk your own death, we'd rather you did so somehere it'll only be your compatriots you'll take with you.
Well Saturday makes it heaps easier to take lots of different routes. Go anti-clockwise around the Manchester circular motorway (to avoid the crazy shops at Jnct 9 or 10 ) then loads of choices, I'd probably go up the M66, A56, M65, Colne, A59, Ripon etc depending exactly where you want to go.
Difficult to say, depends on factors that day but check the traffic reports on the day. It can be quicker to go all be way anticlockwise rather than clockwise past the Trafford vancouver canada hotels Centre, it is of course much further vancouver canada hotels anticlockwise.
If you would like lunch en route. You could try M6 turn olff at Preston and lunch at either the Inn at Whitewell, The Three Fishes or The Black Bull (Skipton) which are about the best pubs in the north west for food. Whitewell is a country pub legend.